O mulherão

Peça para um homem descrever um mulherão. Ele imediatamente vai falar da forma e dificilmente sairá disso, até por isso vamos cortar a narrativa dele. Agora pergunte para uma mulher o que ela considera um mulherão e você vai descobrir que tem uma a cada esquina.

Mulherão é aquela que pega dois ônibus por dia para ir para o trabalho e mais dois para voltar, e quando chega em casa encontra um tanque lotado de roupa e uma família morta de fome. Mulherão é aquela que acorda de madrugada para pegar a senha da matrícula na escola e aquela aposentada que passa horas em pé na fila do banco para buscar uma pensão merreca.

Mulherão é a empresária que administra dezenas de funcionários de segunda a sexta, e uma família todos os dias da semana. Mulherão é quem volta do supermercado segurando várias sacolas depois de ter pesquisado preços e feito malabarismo com o orçamento. Mulherão é aquela que se depila, que passa cremes, que se maquia, que faz dieta, que malha, que usa salto alto, meia-calça, ajeita o cabelo e se perfuma, mesmo sem nenhum convite para ser capa de revista. Mulherão é quem leva os filhos na escola, busca os filhos na escola, leva os filhos pra natação, busca os filhos na natação, leva os filhos pra cama, conta histórias, dá um beijo e apaga a luz. Mulherão é aquela mãe de adolescente que não dorme enquanto ele não chega, e que de manhã bem cedo já está de pé, esquentando o leite.

Mulherão é quem leciona em troca de um salário mínimo, é quem faz serviços voluntários, é quem colhe uva, é quem opera pacientes, é quem lava roupa pra fora, é quem bota a mesa, cozinha o feijão e à tarde trabalha atrás de um balcão. Mulherão é quem cria filhos sozinha, quem dá expediente de oito horas e enfrenta menopausa, TPM e menstruação. Mulherão é quem arruma os armários, coloca flores nos vasos, fecha a cortina para o sol não desbotar os móveis, mantém a geladeira cheia e os cinzeiros vazios. Mulherão é quem sabe onde cada coisa está, o que cada filho sente e qual o melhor remédio pra azia.

MULHERÃO MATA UM LEÃO POR DIA.

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